There is a formula for marriage. There must be. There is a formula for everything. And love – being quite unquantifiable – plays no part. Dollars, not sense. Class, not preoccupation. Convenience, not elopendipity.

And no, don’t bother looking it up. I made it up. I arranged it. Because it contained the required emotions of desperation, serendipity and heart-rending emotion.

As a counterpoint to

The Courts in Canada, and most particularly the Family Law Courts, routinely forget about the fundamental rights of children according to FACT Director, Brian Jenkins, writing in the Mountain News today.
“Instead, we see both children and parents subjected to massive amounts of financial, emotional and psychological pressures encouraged by the courts and other government agencies – something that should truly be described as family violence.”

Ladies, the truth is out. There is now an unofficial translation guide from husband-speak to wife-speak. It’s called Husbandry.

“Uh-huh,” for instance, can have many meanings: “1. Yes; 2. No; 3. Maybe; 4. Maybe not; 5. I acknowledge what you’re saying but don’t agree with it; 6. I agree with